Awesome Day
Sleep Very Late, Wake up Very early: Try sleeping very late and waking up very early, everyday. It’s the acclaimed way to making good impacts, it shows you are very busy and productive. It also grooms you into having a great life, after all you are always busy and you hardly sleep. That is, until you land in the hospital because you were trying to kill yourself with lack of sleep. Then you keep falling sick till you are old and have a boring life just because you refused to give your body the amount of rest that it needs.
Have Complex Intelligent Discussions: Complex discussions are awesome aren’t they? They show that the discussants have read a lot and learnt a lot. They are essential to showing that you are very smart and highly intelligent. After all they show every other person the stuff you are made of. The result? You become so smart that nobody understands you and they don’t want to have discussions with you, Mr Over brainy. You eventually have a pretty lonely, normal environment at all times, so boring I hope you don’t die of boredom. My uncomplicated advice: use this principle, KISS- Keep It Simple and Short.
Birth Ideas and Keep them in a Safe Place: Ideas are the most glorious things that happened to humanity. They keep a man going through the tough times and keep his heart awake. It is basically the reason most people keep their ideas to themselves alone, not sharing it with other people. They are scared and don’t want to get their ideas stolen, ambushed or killed. So, they store the ideas in a safe place, their head. Or so, they think. Until it rots and spoils in the head having not been executed. And of course, ideas not shared, and executed give you a pretty normal life. Take that awesome idea, keep it to yourself and have a very normal mundane life.
Do Not Eat: A man has to be able to level his eating to the barest minimum and eat almost nothing everyday. It shows control, brilliance and great attitude to things that are more important than food. Well, until your lack of food kills you or at least does some damage to you.
Food is very essential to your body and brain. Eat! Don’t harm yourself on purpose. And if you love food to the point of gluttony, I guess you are on a faster lane to killing yourself.
Act Like a Genius all the Time: Act like you know it, all the time. Even when you are sure you know nothing about the subject matter, you act like you are an expert. Puff up your shoulders, raise them high, do the part of a “know it all” and learn nothing from anybody. After all you are the genius, what do you want to learn from people? Nothing. And you’ll definitely live a life of nothingness.
Do Mega-Weird Things Every day: Do weird things everyday and become the king of Weirdom. Don’t have your bath, do fuzzy things, be vague and strange to the point where you lose the essence of who you are. Do all those bizarre, creepy stuff that a lot of people do these days. The end result- Normal life. Since you refused to balance yourself out.
Bother Not About Anyone: Be a lone ranger, after all you don’t need friends. Neither do you need family. It’s all just hogwash and lip service. Shove everyone aside and become a hermit, you don’t need people.
Okay, you probably know where that will land you in life. Yes, that life of normalcy in huge screaming silence. And, I’ll be saying, “good for you, you have done well”
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Very touching, I love that .
The waking up early n sleeping late reminds me of my life…bn seriously thinking of tking a break…I finally figured that if I died dis very minute,lyf wld certainly go on..without me of course….
This is very good advice I particularly like the use of sacarcism to drive home your point, well done
Kudos to you guys.keep it up!
This is hilarious. I cant stop the laughs. Splendid article.
a hungry man is angry man. But it’s good think wisely so as to carry out good dids
wow,i cant stop laughing,this is so good and i learned quite a lot.its a good one,i love the sarcastic tone.thumbs up
Its lovely.it empowers youth and encourages better future.
This is quite insightful.How abnormal indeed is the so-called Hard work lifestyle of our serious minded folks.Though its nt a call to a lazy life.God bless you for taking out quality tme for a quality doze like this
Job welldone,l really learnt somethin out of it…
This is realy gud and educating. I so much love it.
Quite insightful! A gud dose 4 d overbusy folks. Enjoyed every bit of this,my thumbs re up!
Nice one keep it coming. Its talking to me. Godbless
This is my breakfast!
It was fun but more light and flash job vacacies for people that needs it.
this was just what i wanted 2 read….thanks a mill
Funny but educative.
Thanks for your good work.
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wow wow wow,it a nice advice.,keep it going..apply the principle KISS
Tanks am indeed grateful and want to say this has done me a whole lot of good.
Awesome write up! Got me thinking..
Very good article. God will continually make you a blessing
I do hope you have successfully captured life in its essence. More power to your elbow.
this is an interesting story, i loved it and i pray that God should please give us the wisdom to know more about the things of this world, so that at the end we will have every cause to glorified his holy name.
quite an introspective write-up, but methinks the over exaggerated use of sarcasm in driving home your point took a whole lot of shine out of it. all the same thanks for the advice against not getting too caught up with work vis-a-vis sleeping late, waking up early and actually forgetting to live.
Someone said it’s funny but I don’t find anything funny about this. These are hard truths; they may be hard to accept but they’re realities about life. I’m motivated by those words. I also like the KISS formula. Thanks a lot.